Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Raw is Great - Here's How to Make it Better

Fans may be split on whether or not Wrestlemania 32 was truly one of the greatest Wrestlemanias of all time, but most of them seem to agree that the episodes of Monday Night Raw following the big event have been consistently solid.

It may not make a whole lot of sense to have Shane McMahon at the helm of Raw, considering his death-defying loss to The Undertaker at the Showcase of the Immortals, but seeing someone new in charge of Monday nights has been refreshing.  Additionally, seeing faces like Apollo Crews, Baron Corbin, Enzo and Cass, and the Vaudevillains come up from NXT has injected some fresh blood into a tired roster.

No longer are we looking at the clock and struggling to stay awake during the weekly three-hour marathon.  Instead, we find ourselves doing something we haven't done in over a decade: wanting more.

The ratings may tell another story, but for hardcore wrestling fans, this is the most exciting time to be a fan since the Attitude Era.  Wanna keep those fans?  Here's a few things WWE can do to make sure fans continue to tune in every week, bring old fans back, and--most importantly--get a whole new generation of fans interested.


I DON'T NEED YOUR AUTHORITY

This one should be fairly obvious, considering the insane reaction Shane McMahon received upon his return, but there are several layers to this I want to explore.

First and foremost is the fact that Triple H has gone from being "The Cerebral Assassin" to the "Father of NXT".  This has made him popular with even the most jaded wresting fan: Triple H is saving professional wrestling from the swamp that has been Vince McMahon's era of PG-rated sports-entertainment.  And yet, every Monday night, fans are expected to boo Triple H because he's "The Authority."

With few exceptions, fans have been able to predict every episode of Raw helmed by The Authority.  Traditionally, we start with a 15-20 minute promo by Triple H or Stephanie talking about how Roman Reigns is somehow good but not good enough, or how Seth Rollins is the greatest WWE World Heavyweight Champion of all time.  Unfortunately, starting the show with these two characters makes them the focal point of the show: even more important than the WWE Champion himself, and that should never be the case.

Second is the very idea of a heel authority figure.  WWE has been playing this card for the better part of the last 20 years or so, and it's simply played out.  From Vince McMahon, to Eric Bischoff, to Vicki Guerrero, to John Laurintaitis, to Triple H and Stephanie, this angle has been beaten to death more times than Mick Foley.  It's time to put this to rest.  It doesn't draw money, it's not intriguing, it does nothing but annoy the fans.

Another problem with the traditional "authority" figure (specifically a heel), is that it tends to devalue what happens in the ring.  Rather than have wrestlers go out and succeed or fail on their own, we've entered into an era of a mutually understood code that if a wrestler isn't getting over, it's because whoever's in power doesn't want him to get over, and any wrestler that succeeds is succeeding because he's "overcome" the adversity of "the powers that be".  This is completely backwards: the focus should be on the talent themselves, not the backstage politicking.  WWE may like to use that as a scapegoat, but it's a little less funny when you realize that the only reason they make fun of it so much is because they know it's always happening.

If WWE insists on having an "authority" figure (i.e., Commissioner, General Manager, etc.), they should do exactly what Shane McMahon has done these past few weeks: appear in quick segments backstage to make matches.  In-ring promos should be few and far between, and only in dire circumstances where resolution is needed immediately.  Overexposure is a dire problem for WWE right now, and they can keep their talent feeling "special" by limiting how much time they spend in front of the camera.  No more Triple H opening and closing the show.  Give us a General Manager that is rarely seen, but flexes enough power to remind everyone who's in charge.

Ring of Honor is one organization doing a great job with Nigel McGuinness as their "authority" figure.  The man is always present, but rarely has cause to step out and demonstrate his power, so when it happens, it's a big deal.  Do the same with the McMahons, but do it sparingly so we can get back to what we're all tuning in to see: the wrestling.


TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP

I remember being about 14 years old and watching Raw go off the air, only to turn to my brothers and say, "God, I wish this show was longer!"  Those two magical hours between 9:00 and 11:15 are some of the most exciting memories I have.  At some point, every fan has dreamed of a Raw that was three hours long.  WWE even teased this with their ever more frequent "three hours special editions" of Raw.

I'm sure it was the dollar signs that finally convinced Vince McMahon to take the inevitable plunge and tac on another hour to his flagship broadcast, but sometimes wishing for something is a lot better than actually getting it, and that is certainly the case with Raw.

There are some tremendous upsides to a three-hour Raw, and not all of it has to do with the increased cash flow.  Does anybody really think we'd be getting 20 minute matches between the likes of Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, and AJ Styles if Raw were only two hours long?  Does anybody really think The New Day would have gotten themselves over if their segments were cut short because they only have so much TV time?

Hardcore wrestling fans may not having a problem staying tuned for three hours, but casual fans will find one episode of Raw is enough to satiate their wrestling appetite for a week or more.  Why tune in to another two hours of Smackdown, an hour of NXT, or a pay-per-view, not to mention anything on the WWE Network?

WWE prides itself on being at the forefront when it comes to social media and original content.  I'm not going to say they don't do an amazing job, but they seem to forget that fans have options.  This is not 1995.  The TV is no longer the go-to "idiot box" of choice.  When I'm watching Raw, I usually have my iPhone and iPad close by so I can follow shows like Busted Open and talk with other fans about what's happening.

But that's me, and we're talking about three hours in a generation with the shortest attention span in history.  If you don't give fans a reason to stay glued to your product, there are hundreds, if not thousands of alternatives at their fingertips.  Not enjoying Raw?  How about queueing up The Walking Dead on Netflix, or do a little shopping on Amazon?  Whip out your phone and play a quick game of your choice.

Or worse: change the channel.

NXT is consistently my favorite weekly wrestling program.  It's short, easy to digest, and features different superstars every week.  Fans are flocking to NXT for their wrestling fix, and some will end up forsaking Raw and Smackdown altogether if what they're getting every Monday and Thursday doesn't satisfy.

Despite the quality of Raw increasing, ratings have continued to slip.  As they do, it will most likely force advertisers to stop investing in the show, which will, in turn, force Raw back to two hours.  The next time Vince McMahon renews his contract with USA Network, he'll have to try and convince them that ratings don't matter if he wants to keep raking the same cash for his cow.  He could always threaten to move Raw to make it a WWE Network exclusive, but he'd essentially be cutting 2/3 of his audience, since WWE has been struggling to break even the 2 million mark for their over-the-top streaming service.


NXT!  NXT!  NXT!

This is a no-brainer, and I'm surprised WWE hasn't done it yet.

Every Thursday on Smackdown, WWE recaps Raw, proving once again that Smackdown is the #2 show in WWE (when was the last time you saw a "Smackdown Rebound" on Raw?)

They should be doing the same thing every week with NXT.

WWE knows they have a hit in NXT, but the only glimpse we get of NXT is when someone from their roster moves up to Raw or Smackdown, and while that may spark a temporary interest in NXT, it does little to sustain it, since feuds superstars have had in NXT rarely carry over to the main roster (with the exception of the current Owens/Zayn angle).

Raw should feature a weekly 3-5 minute video package recapping that week's episode of NXT.  This gets new faces on the roster, increases brand awareness, and--most importantly--drives people to the WWE Network.

WWE already does this to some extent: they have a good 2-minute or so commercial for the WWE Network that's basically a montage of various original programming there.  That's great, but fans want action.  Don't know who Asuka is?  Show fans how she destroyed Cameron on NXT.  Never heard of The Revival?  Show them crushing their opponents for the NXT Tag Team Championship.

To say the Vaudevillains received a lukewarm welcome on the main roster is an understatement, and a disappointment.  These two men continue to be one of the most over acts in NXT.  Fans can recite their introduction from memory, much like Enzo and Cass.  But the lack of awareness on the part of Raw and Smackdown's fanbases not only hurts the credibility of Aiden English and Simon Gotch, but speaks volumes as to how much of WWE's weekly fanbase has managed to elude subscribing to the WWE Network.

If anyone knows how to cross-promote, it's Vince McMahon.  We could get in to all the reasons he's buried the NXT talent on his main roster, or why he seems to refuse to acknowledge that brand in general, but the bottom line is that Vince McMahon needs the WWE Network to succeed if Raw and Smackdown and his company in general are to survive.  It's not enough to promise us the opportunity to relive our favorite memories (I think I've watched one old-school Raw on the Network in its entirety), you have to promise us something new.  NXT is the fulfillment of that promise and is the perfect catalyst for new subscribers.


DIVERSITY = LONGEVITY

Perhaps the biggest issue with WWE right now is overexposure, and it's finally starting to show in a huge way.

The injury bug that has plagued WWE for much of the last year has been well documented, and while we could obviously look at these on a case-by-case basis, it would be naive to think there isn't an underlying theme to all of them.

Could we really doubt the idea that Seth Rollins would still have been your WWE Champion going in to Wrestlemania 32 had he not blown out his knee in Ireland?  Could we really doubt that John Cena would've been somewhere near the top of the card that night had he not needed emergency surgery just two weeks after his return from hiatus?  Might it have been Neville or Cesaro holding the Intercontinental Championship that night instead of Zack Ryder?

We'll never really know the answers to these questions, but it's probably safe to say "yes" to most of them.

And all these people have one thing in common: in the weeks and months leading up to their injuries, they were featured on WWE programming at least once in a wrestling capacity every single week.

Use whatever reasoning you want, be it the five hours of weekly original programming to fill, or the ridiculously thin roster.  In either case, these wrestlers were worked every single week, often times performing in similar or identical matches on both Raw and Smackdown.  That's twice the toll taken on the human body, and eventually it failed them.

Overexposure is a problem in WWE.  Seeing the same faces on every show leaves them feeling tired and washed out.  Hearing the same promos on each show gets annoying and monotonous.  It's hard to keep your WWE Champion feeling special when he's getting on TV six times a week.  Why even bother with the WWE Network?  I've seen enough already.

It also creates the problem of running out the tread on the tires before they even get going, and that can make a thin talent roster even thinner.

WWE has started to rectify this problem with the influx of NXT talent to the main roster, and if they're smart, they'll keep changing things up week by week so the talent isn't worn out before the next pay-per-view.


GOOD GUY GOODBYE

Okay, this is the big one.

We've heard it every week since Wrestlemania.
"I'm not a good guy.  I'm not a bad guy.  I'm just the guy."
This is a step in the right direction for Roman Reigns, but it comes too little too late and WWE does too much to contradict it for it to be true.  Also, the fact that it seems to be the only thing he's capable of saying doesn't help, either.

There's something to be said for those who believe the days of the true babyface and heel are dead.  That's a product of the age we live in, and while it may be difficult to translate that into the world of wrestling, it's not impossible.  Brock Lesnar versus The Undertaker was a fantastic feud that had fans questioning if a beast was worth cheering for or if they should boo a Deadman who resorted to dirty tactics.  Characters like CM Punk and AJ Styles continue to succeed in the "grey area" between good and evil.

Each generation has had their heroes.  In the 80's the hero was a virtuous powerhouse that used his ungodly strength to uphold truth and justice.  In the 90's the hero was the everyman who went against the established order.

Who is the hero now, and how should WWE be establishing their heroes of this generation?

To this question, I ask another question: what are the most popular franchises in the world, right now?

Rather than do some research, I'm gonna throw out some names off the top of my head.

Marvel.  The Walking Dead.  Game of Thrones.  Breaking Bad.

Okay.  That's enough for now.  I'm sure I've missed some, and keep in mind this is colored by my own choices for entertainment.  Yours may vary.  But let's examine these, shall we?  We'll start by taking some of the most popular characters from each franchise.

Tony Stark - A billionaire playboy whose company once dealt in weapons.  After being kidnapped and forced to build a missile, he returns to America to become the world-saving Iron Man.

Rick Grimes - A former police officer who awakes from a coma in post-apocalyptic America to find it overrun by living corpses.  Trying to keep those close to him alive, he continues to sacrifice his own morals and humanity in the name of survival.

Tyrion Lannister - The silver-tongued dwarf son of the wealthiest man in the realm, he murders, lies, and steals his way through the twisted politics of his world.  Along the way he also displays a surprising affection for his family and eventually pledges allegiance to a fledgling queen in hopes she will overthrow his tyrannical sister.

Walter White - Stricken with a fatal cancer, he quits his job as a mild-mannered school teacher and enlists the help of a former student to begin brewing crystal meth as a means to provide for his family after his death, eventually becoming the most feared and revered manufacturer in the world.

See the theme, here?  It would be very easy to hate any of these characters at some point or other, but we cheer for them because they are not simply two-dimensional.

What WWE characters stand out in your mind?

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - A guy who didn't fit in to the corporate structure, so he spent years beating up his boss.  But does anybody remember when he saved the boss' daughter from The Undertaker?

Triple H - A guy who came into his own by snubbing authority.  Now he is the authority.

CM Punk - An underdog who had to be a jerk to prove he was the best.

Daniel Bryan - The most likable guy in the last 10 years, but does anyone remember when he was parading around being a jerk to AJ Lee?

I realize that you don't have the same time on Monday nights that you do in a dedicated hour of television to develop a character, but it's not enough for those characters to be black and white, anymore.

Roman Reigns can come out and tell people he's not a good guy, but when I see him crying over the WWE Championship or granting a Make-A-Wish, I have to assume I'm meant to sympathize, and I can't.

That's because each of these characters mentioned above has struggled: Tony Stark's imprisonment, the deaths of Rick's friends and family, Tyrion's deformity, Walter White's cancer.

Each of these struggles transformed the character into something new, but Reigns' struggle came late in the game when he had already been touted as someone important.  It's a very backwards way of doing things, and WWE needs to fix that with the rest of their roster before moving forward.

This is again where NXT shines through: it provides the proving ground for our wrestlers to be come heroes and villains before they get to Raw or Smackdown.

The irony is that Vince McMahon claims WWE is competing with all forms of entertainment, but is it beating any of it?  Is Vince even aware of the trend in entertainment right now?  WWE has all the tools to compete, but it needs to tap in to its fanbase and the fanbases of other popular mediums before it can start to change in a way that will push the company forward instead of holding it back.

Sunday, February 21, 2016

WWE Fastlane 2016 Predictions

WWE Fastlane 2016

Predictions

Plotting the Road to Wrestlemania

To say that WWE is in a controversial bind would be an understatement.  A full two years after launching their lauded (and maligned) home-grown Network, subscriptions are still failing to meet expectations.  The company's marque event is just over the horizon, and they are trying hard to fill 100,000 seats at AT&T Stadium.  That second issue is compounded by the fact that WWE's roster has been plagued by injuries over the past several months, sidelining some of their biggest names and leaving the entire Wrestlemania card in serious doubt.

Despite all this, the WWE machine continues to plow headlong toward the inevitable, and while we may not know what to expect in Dallas come April, we know that at least one match will be set in stone (as far as that goes in WWE terms) after Sunday night.

It's likely the outcomes of Sunday's matches will shed some much-needed light on what's to happen at Wrestlemania, but whether it's enough to sell out AT&T Stadium is another matter.  Let's take a look at what we can hope to expect at Fastlane:

WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler

It's likely WWE took the Intercontinental Championship off of Dean Ambrose to help boost his credibility going into the night's Triple Threat main event, but if they were going to give it to anyone, Kevin Owens was probably their smartest bet.  Owens is completely over with fans whether they want to cheer him as an antihero or completely boo him as a heel.  Owens is one of the few to ascend from NXT without suffering major damage from a creative and booking standpoint (see "Bo Dallas", "Tyler Breeze", "Neville", etc.).  He's been kept consistently near the upper mid-card, and it was believed at one point that he might even be built as an opponent for Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania 32.

It's unfortunate for Owens that the entire roster is so thinly stacked.  Even without men like Cesaro and Tyson Kidd being sidelined with potentially career-ending injuries, there just aren't a lot of potential contenders for Owens' championship that fans will pay to see without some serious suspension of disbelief.  That being said, you may not think Ziggler has much of a shot at winning the title from Owens, but you'll at the very least be assured the match will be a quality effort from both men.  The glaring question, of course, is what happens to that title going into what WWE hopes will be the greatest Wrestlemania of all time?

It's unlikely we'll get a one-on-one encounter for the Intercontinental title at Wrestlemania, particularly if Ziggler is still holding it.  Continuing Owens' reign might warrant some sort of match against someone, but it's more than likely that whoever wins this match will do little more than escort the title into and out of the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.  That being said, WWE is apt to remind us that there is no "off-season" in their business, so it's just as important that the champion be able to carry the title well beyond April 3rd.

WHO WILL WIN: Kevin Owens
WHO SHOULD WIN: Kevin Owens

WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE Divas Champion Charlotte vs. Brie Bella

We can debate all we want about the validity of Brie Bella's title shot that seemed to come out of nowhere (she can thank her husband's tear-jerking retirement for that), but this match could have huge repercussions for the Divas division on WWE's main roster.

My immediate reaction to this match is that Charlotte has to win.  She's done a great job as a heel champion with her father in her corner to lend her not just credibility, but to enhance her turn as the new "Dirtiest Player in the Game."  In a perfect world, Charlotte would walk into Wrestlemania with the title and face Sasha Banks, pitting the two freshest and most talented Divas against each other on the biggest possible stage.

However, Brie's recent appearance on Good Morning America to talk about her husband's injuries and subsequent exit has thrown a huge wrench into what would otherwise be a pretty cut-and-dry scenario.  In that interview, Brie stated that she plans on retiring from WWE sooner rather than later, and ensuing reports have hinted that the end of Brie's career could be as near as Summerslam.

If that's the case, WWE could give Brie one last run as Divas Champion as a nice send-off.  Whether that should happen at Charlotte's expense, much less at Wrestlemania 32 is anybody's guess, but it's something worth considering.  It's also worth considering that--in WWE's eyes--Brie as Champion brings in some modicum of mainstream press as one of the two main stars of Total Divas, and since Wrestlemania is considered a blending of pro wrestling and entertainment, what better stage to put your reality star on top?

If that were to happen, it's perfectly reasonable to think that Brie could drop the title at 'Mania to Sasha or Charlotte (or Paige, or Becky, or whoever), thus solidifying her final run and helping to get over the next generation of stars.

But let's hope they save that for Summerslam.

WHO WILL WIN: Brie Bella
WHO SHOULD WIN: Charlotte

Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks vs. Naomi & Tamina

While we're on the subject of the Divas division, let's talk about this convoluted bout.

Let's just say that the long-touted Divas Revolution fell a little flat during the NXT to WWE transition.  Pairing each of the three new Divas with their respective teams did little to infuse a sense of personal rivalry between them.  Instead of getting the types of epic one-on-one title-driven contests familiar to NXT loyalists, we were treated to repetitive, stale tag team matches week after week.  Add to this the confusing face/heel turns of Paige and Charlotte and the entire "movement" left fans supremely underwhelmed.

In the midst of all this, Sasha Banks has been a standout for fans, who voiced their displeasure with the Divas formula by chanting "WE-WANT-SA-SHA" on Raw and Smackdown...even when Ms. Banks was not in the arena.  WWE eventually took notice and decided to change up Sasha's character by having her strike out on her own, away from her Team B.A.D. cohorts.

Meanwhile, the recently heel-turned Charlotte was beating up on Becky Lynch, and somehow the "Lass-Kicker" wound up teaming with Sasha when Sasha's ex-teammates decided she was hogging a little too much of the spotlight.  Honestly, I think it's impossible for a Divas storyline to involve a friendly rivalry at this point.  Paige, Charlotte, Tamina, and Naomi have all now double-crossed one friend or another, and to make matters worse, save for the cases with Paige and Becky, the Divas Championship was not even the main point of contention.

The irony here is that fans thought they were finally getting what they wanted from Sasha Banks: a chance to see arguably the best women's wrestler on the planet battle it out for the Championship against one of her NXT rivals.  Instead, WWE went back to the tag team well and simply switched up the dance partners.

Naomi and Tamina desperately need this win to stay relevant in a Divas division that is quickly passing them by, but a loss for Sasha and Becky could spell doom for the Divas division going into Wrestlemania.  A win for the NXT girls could put Sasha in a position to challenge Charlotte for the title in Dallas...if WWE feels confident enough to put the two of them out there in a one-on-one matchup.  Whatever the outcome, this tag team philosophy needs to be put to bed so we can finally let this division loose to show us what they can do without having to tether themselves to each other.  It's a safety net these women don't need.

WHO WILL WIN: Sasha Banks & Becky Lynch
WHO SHOULD WIN: Sasha Banks & Becky Lynch

"The Cutting Edge Peep Show" featuring The New Day

This talk segment was apparently so big WWE felt the need to promote it.  Obviously, Edge and Christian will be interviewing The New Day.  And that's...that's just okay.

I love E&C.  I really do.  They are one of the greatest tag teams of all time, and their backstage segments during the Attitude Era were hilarious, smart, and entertaining.

A lot of people have suggested that this segment will lead to an Edge & Christian vs. New Day match at Wrestlemania.  Rest assured, those people are wishing on a fallen star.  If Daniel Bryan's retirement is any indication about how serious WWE is about protecting their contracted talent, there's no way they are letting either Edge or Christian back in the ring.  Christian had to walk away due to concussion issues years ago (and with much less fanfare than either Edge or Bryan), and Edge's emotional farewell and Hall of Fame induction were the perfect ending for a career cut much too short.

So what is this segment about?  Well, to be honest, it's about promoting The Edge and Christian Show on WWE Network.  Other than that?  It's something for the New Day to do without putting their titles on the line.  It's possible the Dudley Boyz will emerge to challenge New Day for their WWE Tag Team Championship.

Yes, Edge and Christian were great as a team, but both men had since moved on to stand alone in their own right as great singles wrestlers.  Both would become World Champions, and Edge's "Rated R Superstar" character would eventually eclipse the goofiness of his early career.  It's just hard to see these two trying to rekindle something that was so much a product of its time.  This is no longer the Bevis and Butthead era, and while I welcome Edge and Christian on any show, it seems shameless to shoehorn them into a program so close to Wrestlemania without any impact on the event itself.  It's just lazy, and unfortunately will probably become a 20-minute bathroom break.  Prepare for some CM Punk chants mid-way through.

WHO WILL WIN: No one.

WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE United States Champion Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio

I can't remember the last time a single move launched a wrestler from lower mid-card to a championship so quickly.  Just as quickly as Kalisto won the United States Championship, Alberto Del Rio regained it.  Kalisto won the title back at Royal Rumble, thus setting up this obligatory rematch at Fastlane.

It says something about Kalisto that he's been able to overcome a rough gimmick and terrible booking to become United States Champion.  He is a fantastic wrestler, and I've said before that Kalisto is the Sin Cara that WWE always wanted Sin Cara to be: someone who connects with the audience, someone who can run Mysterio-esque circles around his opponents.  Kalisto continues the lucha libre tradition Mysterio ushered in, and he's doing a fine job.  Like Owens, however, it's unfortunate that the undercard is so weak, leaving Kalisto with few credible opponents.

As a former World Champion, Del Rio might have added some prestige to the U.S. title if it weren't for the fact that he was stuck in the horrible League of Nations.  WWE has done Del Rio no favors since return to WWE.  After beating John Cena for the United States Championship (yes, that John Cena), WWE preceded to almost never mention the monumental feat on television.  They then paired Del Rio with former ally Zeb Colter, which is not usually such a bad idea, except that WWE in this case thought it would be smart to try and make Del Rio a face by completely changing Colter's character.  Whereas Zeb was famous for his rants against alleged illegal immigrants and love for a "home-grown" America, Colter in this instance decided that he would now attempt to reconcile with fans by melding Mexicans and Americans into a single, great nation called MexAmerica.

Seriously, when Jack Swagger of all people has to come over and ask what the hell happened to you, you're in a bad way.

Del Rio broke things off with Colter when Colter's motorized scooter somehow caused Del Rio to trip during a match or something.  Alberto said fans were laughing at him, but fans were too bored or confused to react at all.  So after this happens and Del Rio gets a few matches to squash his ex-tag partner, Swagger, Del Rio aligns himself with the League of Nations: a faction whose sole purpose seems to be to pick on the fan un-favorite Roman Reigns.

That's all well and good, except that the League never actually got the better of Reigns.  At every turn, Reigns had an answer for every trick in the League's limited playbook.  Whether it was trotting out his cousins, The Usos, or his "brother", Dean Ambrose, to even the odds, the League of Nations looked foolish every week on Raw and Smackdown.  Despite consisting of some of the best and strongest talent on the roster, each of which had previously held championship gold, it was perhaps losing the 5-on-1 tag team match against Roman Reigns that spelled utter doom for the young faction.

At this point, it's hard to tell if the League of Nations is still a thing, with leader Sheamus and partner King Barrett both injured (Barrett recently almost-announcing his intentions to retire from WWE).  They seem to trot out together with their horrible entrance music whenever it feels convenient to remind the fans they have each others backs (usually in preparation for a bloated tag team main event match), but are suddenly absent when it comes time for one of their own to lose a championship.

So we'll do this Del Rio vs. Kalisto thing one more time.  I'm sure the match will be fine.  Heck, it might even be a show-stealer considering the talents of both men.  But the overreaching consequences of this bout will be little to none.  Like the Intercontinental Championship earlier, the winner of this match will probably be entered in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal and be unceremoniously disposed of.

If I had to guess, I'd say that Del Rio is needed nearer the top of the card considering the plague of injuries that have thinned out the main event scene.  Probably best to find some other poor soul to job to Kalisto every week (I'm looking at you, Tyler Breeze).

WHO WILL WIN: Kalisto
WHO SHOULD WIN: Kalisto

Ryback, Big Show & Kane vs. The Wyatt Family

Apparently, Big Show's Raw main event match (yes, you read that correctly) against Braun Stroman (yes, you read that correctly, too) was so well received by fans the world over that WWE decided to stick Ryback, Kane, and the entire Wyatt Family into the mix to form this 4-on-3 debacle.

Ugh...what can I say about this match?  Ryback is "The Big Guy."  Kane is "The Big Red Monster."  And Big Show is...well...I mean, the word "big" is in his name.  It's obviously enough to have in common for these three lost boys to unite against the ever-potent Wyatt Family.

You know what?  Let's start with the Wyatt Family while I think of something interesting to write about the other three.  Bray Wyatt has been one of the most intriguing characters with the most underwhelming matches in recent memory.  Remember: this was the guy that two years ago walked into a Wrestlemania match against John Cena (yes, that John Cena).

And he lost.  Then he fought John Cena in a cage and won.  Kind of.  I mean, he escaped the cage before Cena did.  Like, barely.  Mainly because there was this kid and he was singing, but he had the voice coming through the arena speakers that was clearly not his own and Cena--who is very used to children sounding like children--was so startled by this that it actually cost him the match.  So yeah, I mean, Bray won.  That way.

So they fight a third time because the laws of wrestling dictate that John Cena cannot end a feud by losing (see "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson").  And this time, it's a Last Man Standing Match.  And Bray wins because his Family comes out and interferes on his behalf.

Oh, wait.  Sorry.  Mistake.  Despite the match being a no-disqualifications match, nobody comes out to help Bray against SuperCena before the "New Face of Fear" is buried under a pile of staging equipment for the 10-count.

Can't be all bad, right?  Wyatt's still the guy, right?

Let's ask Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Kane, and The Undertaker (yes, that Undertaker).  Wyatt has lost to all of them.  Literally every time this guy comes out and talks about being the "Eater of Worlds" and tells us to "Follow the Buzzards" and singing songs from the public domain with vaguely religious overtones, he loses.  Every.  Single.  Time.

The only person Wyatt has ever truly beaten--and by that, I mean the only feud he's ever had a winning record in--was against Chris Jericho.  Unfortunately, nobody remembers that because WWE decided it would be better not to have two of the best talkers on their roster in the ring cutting promos against each other, so we were left with your typical run-in interferences and other ringside shenanigans to fuel what could've been an otherwise fascinating feud.  To make matters worse, fans probably don't remember the rubber match because it happened on Raw instead of a pay-per-view, and don't remember Wyatt winning that match because all they can see is 40-something Chris Jericho leaping off the top of the steel cage.

If that wasn't enough, the Wyatts were briefly split apart, with Eric Rowan and Luke Harper each looking to make their own mark.  While Harper was arguably the best of the bunch and even received a brief run with the Intercontinental Championship, Rowan was written as something like a lost child.  Rowan would disappear and reappear with no explanation and just as quickly as they were divided, the Wyatts were re-united again.

And this was all before Wyatt was stuck with Braun Stroman: another of WWE's infamous big-men who makes The Great Khali look like Ric Flair.  Lumbering around the ring with the flexibility of a glue stick, Stroman's most interesting moment was standing toe-to-toe with The Big Show without the veteran giant uttering the words, "Yes, Braun, I am your father."  Since WWE loves its giants, it was only logical to put the aging Show in the ring with the green-as-grass rookie and see what happened.  In fact, I'm convinced that the run-in by Kane and Ryback were planned during Raw's last commercial break to save the segment when Vince realized nobody cared what was going on.

To cap this all off we have this match where three guys with the word "big" in their monikers are going to fight four guys with beards, fueled by movies known only to Vince McMahon and his inner circle (which is a clever metaphor for his toilet).  Kane may be the only person to match Big Show in the ratio of time served/character changes department, and Big Show himself has been receiving chants of "Please Retire" from the crowd for months, now.  That leaves Ryback to stand alone, more or less unmolested by the fans, but only because WWE hasn't given us any reason to care about him.

At the end of the day, these men will provide the necessary filler for the now star-studded Memorial Battle Royal at 'Mania.  As for Fastlane, well, I suggest you use this opportunity to hit the concession stands or visit Vince McMahon's "inner circle".

WHO WILL WIN: Ryback, Big Show, & Kane
WHO SHOULD WIN: The Wyatt Family

Chris Jericho vs. A.J. Styles

Finally: a match we can get invested in!  Whereas the other matches on this card can be called examples of the typically convoluted and non-sensical nature of WWE's creative processes, this match is a testament to the time-tested pro wrestling KISS formula.  No backstabbing betrayals, no stealing the other guy's girlfriend only to find she really does love the guy who stole her, no backstage politics, no flat-panning stare-downs.  This is good, old-fashioned Wrestling Feuds 101.

World-renowned pro wrestler and ex-TNA poster boy A.J. Styles has finally broken through the big time in WWE and after an admirable effort in the Royal Rumble match, beat "Y2J" Chris Jericho in his first-ever one-on-one WWE match the next night on Raw.  Upset, Jericho challenges him to a rematch on Smackdown and gets the victory back.  As discussed above when it comes to John Cena, a rubber match is dictated by wrestling law, and so we have this Fastlane bout.

Most fans probably hoped this would be a Wrestlemania match, but whether it happens at 'Mania or at Fastlane, the match itself should be...dare I say...phenomenal.  These are two veterans who know how to work a crowd into a frenzy, and I for one am really looking forward to what kind of story they can tell here.  You may not think this will carry over to Wrestlemania, but I tend to think otherwise.  It's perfectly logical to think that a heel Chris Jericho will pull out some sort of chicanery to perhaps get himself or A.J. disqualified, thus setting up a true final encounter in April.  But, it's also possible that Jericho and Styles will have some different opponents by then (Finn Balor, anyone?)

WHO WILL WIN: A.J. Styles / The Fans
WHO SHOULD WIN: A.J. Styles

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
#1 CONTENDER FOR THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT WRESTLEMANIA 32
Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

Remember when I was talking about Wrestling 101?  Well, we're gonna talk about it some more.

We've got three men here vying for a shot at Triple H's WWE World Heavyweight Championship, and--perhaps almost as importantly--a main-event spot at Wrestlemania 32.

The relationship between WWE, the fans, and Roman Reigns is well documented.  Despite WWE's best (or worst) efforts to get Reigns over, the "Roman Empire" has yet to truly take shape in WWE, even after a conflicted WWE World Championship run.  I'm sure WWE thought that having Triple H screw Reigns out of the title would endear Roman to the WWE Universe, but the exact opposite was true.  Maybe it's because of Triple H's work as the father of NXT.  Maybe it's the sheer history he has with the fans.  Maybe it's because he feels so much more legitimate as champion.  Whatever the case, Roman Reigns has been booed out of arenas since losing the title in what was possibly the most poorly booked spot in the entire Royal Rumble.

Then there's Dean Ambrose, who, despite his popularity, has never been booked far above the mid-card unless you count his brief feud with Seth Rollins for the WWE Championship.  Fans may want to see Dean challenge for the top prize, but WWE has so little faith in him they actually worked into the storyline, having Paul Heyman come out and tell Dean to his face how little chance he stands against both Roman and Lesnar.  To combat this sentiment, WWE took the Intercontinental Championship from Dean, knowing fans were smart enough to realize an incumbent champion could never win a second belt (unless you're Seth Rollins).  It's hard to tell if WWE will actually follow through on its own threat, though, considering how little they care for the "indy wrestlers", particularly after the problems with CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.

Finally, there's Brock Lesnar, who at this point seems poised to run through everyone and is by far the most credible threat to Triple H and the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.  Granted, this is a Triple-Threat Match, so it would be very to have Lesnar lose without making him look weak.  This is, after all, the man who broke The Streak.  We can't just have him lose outright to a Roman Reigns or a Dean Ambrose...can we?

There's a lot of elements at play, here, and it seems that something's gotta give.  Some sort of heel turn or change of fate is in the works, but what exactly?  Sure, we can sit here and speculate, but the bottom line is this: Wrestlemania 32 is the next pay-per-view in line.  WWE needs to start building the main event now or it risks going into an AT&T Stadium with empty seats still available.  Picking the right opponent is key, here.  We can talk in-ring credibility all we want.  We talk creative believability all we want.  But what matters most right now is which name is going to garner ticket sales and Network subscriptions for WWE.

If that's the case, there is only one choice, here.  Reigns will not move tickets or get people to subscribe to the WWE Network.  Remember: it was Reigns' Royal Rumble win in 2013 that caused people to unsubscribe from the Network in droves.  A man that is getting booed by fans across the country is not the man you want walking into your main event in front of your largest potential crowd.

Ambrose would be a fan favorite, but can you really picture him on the Wrestlemania 32 poster staring down Triple H?  Dean Ambrose is a fantastic brawler and brilliant talker, but he won't get the eyes of mainstream press on your product, and he won't get non-wrestling fans to tune in.  The "hardcore" audience (which is in the minority here, make no mistake), may want to see Ambrose.  Even the 100,000 in Dallas may want to see Ambrose as they could be counted as the most hardcore fans, but do you really want Ambrose's name in the papers or on TV's?  Do you want Triple H's poised glare of disdain to be met with the bulging eyes and slack jaw of a mad man?  No.

You want the self-assured, smug grin of "The Game" to be met with the beady-eyed focus of an unstoppable Beast.  Lesnar will bring eyes from the MMA world, which will in turn boost publicity across multiple platforms.  Hardcore fans will want to see Lesnar wrest the title away from the greedy corporate champion, and casual fans will just want to see two larger-than-life machines tear each other apart.  You won't get a match more visceral than that.

The added bonus to having Lesnar face Triple H at Wrestlemania is that it frees up Ambrose and Reigns, who look to be building their own feud of brotherly betrayal.  You could have Ambrose vs. Reigns on the same card in April as a co-main event.  I'm sure WWE intended to do a Shield Triple-Threat at some point for the title, but that will have to wait until Rollins returns.  In the meantime, a Reigns vs. Ambrose feud could be just what both men need to finally ascend to that next level.

Now, I'm not saying Lesnar will win the match.  WWE could take a page out of NXT's playbook and have the match end with no decision, leading to a Fatal Four-Way match for the title in Dallas.  Or, they could do the right thing for their struggling company and take Lesnar to Wrestlemania.

WHO WILL WIN: Roman Reigns
WHO SHOULD WIN: Brock Lesnar

Sunday, December 13, 2015

WWE TLC 2015 Predicitons

Picture courtesy of WWE.com
Okay, so I'm a little rusty, but without much else to get excited about in the WWE Universe, I thought I'd give a quick weigh-in on my predictions for tonight's TLC pay-per-view.

KICKOFF MATCH
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks

As with most of these matches, there's not much story to talk about here, but don't forget these women's histories in NXT.  Having this match on the kickoff show is just ridiculous since it puts a number of restraints (mainly time) on what can and can't happen here.  And while I feel bad for Becky Lynch, who has been fairly forgettable since coming up to the main roster, Sasha is so over with the crowd, I'd be surprised if she lost this match.

Now just make sure she's featured on the main card next time.

WHO WILL WIN: Sasha Banks


Ryback vs. Rusev

Unfortunately, as with a lot of the current WWE product, there's not much story, here.  No man has anything to really gain or lose in this match.  Ryback needs a win if WWE wants to keep pushing him as a force to be reckoned with.  Ever since losing the Intercontinental Championship (in a run that was less than auspicious), Ryback has almost fallen completely off the radar and might have gotten lost in the sauce altogether if it weren't for the lack of depth on the WWE roster.  A win here would mean WWE still plans to make something of him, but it's more than likely that ship has sailed.

A win for Rusev is not only a comeback from the awful Lana/Ziggler/RuRu love triangle, but a win for the League of Nations, which hasn't looked remotely strong since their debut on Raw a couple of weeks ago.  That faction is plastered all over this card, but there's no real clear direction for them since they haven't been around long enough to really establish a presence on the show.  If I had to guess, I'd say Rusev goes over (perhaps due to Lana's interference?)  The match won't win any awards, but has the potential to be a real "slobberknocker."

WHO WILL WIN: Rusev


WWE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE Divas Champion Charlotte with Ric Flair vs. Paige

This is perhaps the most convoluted and confusing storyline of the entire roster.  Let's see if we can make some sense of this, shall we?

So, after months of seeing Paige screwed out of the Divas Championship time and time again by the Bellas' "Twin Magic", Stephanie McMahon decided that if Paige was going to start a revolution to take back the Divas division, she couldn't do it alone.  She calls up about 75% of NXT's Divas roster as a supporting cast in the hopes that the buzz around NXT's women's wrestling will catch a wave on Raw and Smackdown.

Suddenly Paige is teaming with Charlotte and Becky Lynch; Nikki and Brie Bella recruit Alicia Fox to take their side; and because nobody in creative really knew what to do with possibly the best Diva on any roster, Sasha Banks is teamed up with Naomi and Tamina.  Suffice to say that the newly formed "Team P.C.B." (that's "Paige", "Charlotte" and "Becky" for those that struggled to see through the clever acronym) are the babyfaces, while "Team Bella" and "Team B.A.D." (a brilliantly generic moniker for "Beautiful And Dangerous") are the (alleged) heels.

Of course, the second Charlotte wins the Divas Championship from Paige's nemesis Nikki, Paige reasserts herself as the leader of the Divas Revolution by turning on her teammates.  Paige is a heel, Charlotte's a face.  Makes sense, right?  During the contract signing for their title match, things get even more intense when Charlotte brings up her late brother, Reid, and Paige uses that opportunity to take a dig at both Charlotte, her deceased brother, and her father in one fell swoop.  Paige fails to capture the title, and Charlotte walks away vindicated that the Flair bloodlines still run strong.

Then Charlotte and Becky have a match on Raw in which interference from Charlotte's dad, Ric (perhaps you've heard of him) costs Becky the match.  Charlotte plays coy with Becky, but comes out on MizTV a week later as a full-fledged heel who will do anything to keep her title.  Paige is suddenly a face again despite continuing to trash the Flair name (and even slapping Ric in the face), and is somehow entitled to a rematch, 

So who do we cheer for in this match?  Probably Paige.  Unfortunately, that has much less to do with the story making sense than it does with Charlotte's character being almost completely unestablished.  Fans gravitate toward Paige.  She's everywhere you look: Total Divas, Tough Enough, Raw, and Smackdown.  She's given more mic time and cuts much better promos that fans can relate to.  Paige is a better character, and if there's one thing fans are desperately clamoring for right now, it's a character they can get behind.

That being said, if WWE plans to stick to a storyline (for once), then Charlotte should keep the title via whatever dirty tactics she's learned from her father (not sure a low-blow is applicable here), and Paige should chase this all the way to Wrestlemania.  After that, they can basically go wherever they want.  I, for one, am chomping at the bit to see a Sasha vs. Paige match sometime in 2016.

WHO WILL WIN: Charlotte


EIGHT-MAN TAG TEAM ELIMINATION TABLES MATCH
ECW Originals (The Dudley Boyz, Tommy Dreamer, & Rhyno) vs. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Eric Rowan, & Braun Stroman)
This is another story that doesn't seem to have a clear direction.  The Wyatts have never looked weaker after losing to The Undertaker and Kane at Survivor Series, and the Dudley Boyz have had no real place on the main roster since returning.

I'm not really sure why this match is even happening aside from WWE's fetish for factions (see above, "Charlotte vs. Paige".)  The Dudleys have tables with names written on them: one for each member of the Wyatt Family.  Of course, we've already seen Bray go through a table on Raw, so the payoff has already happened.  In the meantime, Bray comes out and cuts more of his circular promos that make it very clear he's out to prove...something?  Anyway, this match will happen, so I better pick a winner.

Ideally, I'd want the Wyatts to win.  It may not be the same as beating The Deadman, but taking out the ECW Originals is no small feat and would be a nice feather in a cap that sorely needs some feathers in it.  Whether it's Daniel Bryan, John Cena, The Undertaker, or Roman Reigns, the Wyatts--specifically Bray--have done nothing but lost every challenge they have made.  As the self-proclaimed "Eater of Worlds," it'd be nice to see Bray devour someone every now and again.

Much like Chris Jericho, The Dudleys are teflon: they will still be great in the fans' eyes no matter how many matches they lose.  And since most of your veteran talent left years ago, it'd be nice to see some established fan favorites put over the next generation of stars.

WHO WILL WIN: ECW Originals  WHO SHOULD WIN: The Wyatt Family


WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
CHAIRS MATCH
WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger


Remember when I said the storylines in WWE were awful?  Here's another one to ponder.

Alberto Del Rio comes back to WWE after a controversial exit and long absence (during which fans of Lucha Underground and AAA Wrestling could see him pretty much every week.)  Not only does he come back, but they even give him Zeb Colter as his mouthpiece.  Not only that, but in his re-debut, Del Rio beats Superman himself, John Cena for the United States Championship in about ten minutes.

Now, it was long rumored that Cena was taking time off after he dropped the title, so it's no surprise Del Rio won the match, but WWE did literally nothing to follow up on the story.  That's right: WWE's creative team is now so lazy, they won't even bother to write their biggest star off of TV...he just disappears.  Del Rio is never credited as beating John Cena; there's no storyline concussion or injury he may have inflicted to sideline Cena; for all we know Del Rio just showed up the next night on Raw with the U.S. title and nobody knows how he got it.

Remember how huge it was when Kevin Owens beat John Cena in his debut on the main roster?  Yeah, me too.

Okay, for the sake of moving on, let's pretend that last paragraph didn't happen and Del Rio won the title off, say, Ryback (sorry, Ryback.)  If that situation wasn't bad enough, WWE decides to completely change Colter's character: and yes, it's for the worse.  Colter starts talking about building "Mexamerica:" a fictitious nation in which Mexico and America are one, big, happy family.  Every week, the crippled Colter appears to ramble on like a crazy old man and fans are left to scratch their heads.  And when the WWE Universe doesn't jump on the bandwagon, Zeb immediately turns on them and tells us all we're a bunch of "haters."  Even Zeb's former padawan Jack Swagger has to look twice to make sure it's the real Zeb and not some imposter.

So Mexamerica's not taking off.  We should break up Del Rio and Colter.  How do we do that?  Perhaps Del Rio finds Colter conspiring with Swagger behind his back.  Perhaps Swagger gets so irritated that he takes out Colter himself.  Or maybe Del Rio decides he doesn't like Mexamerica either, and will instead dedicate his United States Championship reign to his native country.

Nope.  Instead, Del Rio trips over Zeb's motorized wheelchair during a match.  Later that night, he claims the crowd (who was dead for the entire match and segment) was laughing at him when he tripped.  Not wanting his pride hurt, he dismisses Colter from his service.

Somehow Jack Swagger still figures in to all this and is getting a U.S. Championship match in which the use of chairs as weapons are legal.  Why chairs?  Because it's the "C" in "TLC", silly.  What other reason do you need?

WHO WILL WIN: Alberto Del Rio


WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH
WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day (Big E., Kofi Kingston, & Xavier Woods) vs. The Usos vs. The Lucha Dragons (Kalisto & Sin Cara)

This could be the match that steals the show.  There's not really a whole lot of story to it.  Suffice to say that the New Day are possibly the most entertaining (or annoying) Tag Team Champions we've seen in a long time, and the Usos want the titles back.  I can only assume the Lucha Dragons are there to give an illusion of depth to WWE's tag team division, but thankfully they are two incredibly talented guys that also add a different style and flavor to the match.

Expect a lot of high spots in this one (particularly if they turn Kalisto loose).  You could argue that it's a little unfair that WWE is actually letting all three New Day members compete in the match, but since the odds are stacked so much against them, it's probably the fairest thing they can do.  It also makes for better storytelling if they lose, since they will have no excuses.

Unfortunately, I don't think that loss happens here.

WHO WILL WIN: The New Day


INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
WWE Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Of all the matches light on story, this one is probably the most criminal.  Ambrose and Owens are both great on the mic.  Both have substantial fanbases that want to see them succeed, and both are struggling to keep their heads above the midcard.

This storyline should've been filled with run-ins, back and forth promos, and vicious attacks backstage.  Instead, the entire build for this match was shown as Dean Ambrose throwing popcorn in Kevin Owens' face.

I said above that the WWE Tag Team Championship match could steal the show, but the same can be said for this.  These are two ring generals who know how to work a match and tell a story in the ring. I'd be surprised if we don't see a few things we haven't seen before.

Both these men are over with the crowd, and I'm sure WWE would love to push Ambrose now that Reigns is in the top spot, but Owens is too good a heel champion to dethrone right now, and to be honest, Dean should be looking at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, not the Intercontinental title.

That being said, I wouldn't mind seeing this feud play out over the next few months: it could be a bright spot in what has traditionally become a dismal time of year for WWE creatively.

WHO WILL WIN: Kevin Owens


WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

For all the lack of attention other matches are getting from a storyline standpoint, this one is perhaps getting too much.  And now, WWE has painted themselves into a corner that's hard to dig themselves out of.  That bodes ill for WWE, and for the fans who have to suffer through this pointless, tensionless, monotonous feud.

The fans hate Reigns for the way he's been shoved down our throats since winning the Royal Rumble last year.  The fans hate Sheamus because of how ridiculous his character has been portrayed since returning after Wrestlemania 31.  No matter who walks out of TLC as the WWE World Champion, it's a lose-lose situation for every single party involved.

I feel bad for Roman Reigns.  The guy has grown by leaps and bounds when it comes to in-ring skills, but his promos still lack believability.  Part of that has to do with the fact that he's just not comfortable on the mic, and part of it has to do with just how horribly written these promos are.

The same can be said for Sheamus.  Like a lot of fans, I'd grown tired of the happy-go-lucky Irishman that Sheamus had become: a goofy sideshow of a cartoon.  I missed the days when he was beating up guys like John Cena and Triple H and we thought he might actually win.  Seemingly in answer to our prayers, Sheamus came back as a heel after Wrestlemania, but received no support from fans who would chant nothing at him except "you look stupid."

These are two talented guys who have been used completely the wrong way.  I'm not even sure WWE knows why they picked Sheamus to win Money-in-the-Bank, but I'm certain the thought behind him cashing in was that it would be a way to get Roman Reigns over.  If the fans are going to boo Reigns, we'll give them someone they respect even less and then they'll be rioting for Reigns to be champion.

Unfortunately that fans weren't fooled, and are now stuck with the lesser of two evils.  WWE can't win, no matter what they do here.  If Sheamus wins, we get at least another month of him as champion until he drops it to someone at the Royal Rumble.  If Reigns wins, Sheamus would most likely get his rematch at the Royal Rumble, anyway.  Is that really the main event WWE wants to go with leading into Wrestlemania?  Do they think a World Champion Reigns will fill 100,000 seats in Dallas?

They may not have much choice with guys like Orton, Cesaro, and Rollins all out with injury and Cena's return looking less and less likely to be any time before Wrestlemania.

In any event, Sheamus should win this match with the help of the League of Nations.  It's a no-disqualifications match, so everyone can get involved and it's perfectly legal.  Of course, Reigns could have his friends and family (Ambrose and the Usos) get involved as well.  The whole thing could turn into a circus by night's end, but by all accounts, Sheamus should walk out your champion.

Then we just have to hope WWE has a new challenger in the pipeline.  (Spoiler Alert: it's Cena.)

WHO WILL WIN: Sheamus

"DIVA" - The Dirty Word That's Not Going Anywhere

"The Four Horsewomen" of NXT: (from left to right) Charlotte, Bayley, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch
If you've been watching WWE programming at all in the last six months, you know there's a revolution going on.  Whether you're a stalwart follower of NXT or a Monday Night Raw die-hard, you've probably become quite familiar with names like Charlotte, Bayley, Becky Lynch, and Sasha Banks.  Over the last year, these women have blazed an trail of great women's wrestling that's not just reminiscent of the bouts of legends like Lita and Trish Stratus, but builds on that legacy and brings it to a new level.  The Divas Revolution is in full swing, and fans couldn't be more excited.

Don't let WWE fool you, though: while it may have been enthralling to watch this movement grow from its roots in NXT to a staple of the main roster, WWE has made sure to carefully brand this revolution under the much maligned "Divas" banner.  The women mentioned above may stand in stark contrast to contemporaries like Nikki Bella, Alicia Fox, or Eva Marie, they are still labeled the same: these are not women wrestlers.  These are WWE Divas, and that's not a mistake.

That term has left a bad taste in a lot of fans' mouths.  Most people associate the word "diva" with the likes of Kim Kardashian: someone who is famous for being famous.  In fact, a quick Google search defines "diva" as "a woman regarded as temperamental or haughty."  How many young starlets are christened the next "pop diva"?  It's a term that designates success over strength, looks over longevity, and pride over power.  WWE has worked hard to change that stereotype by infusing its roster with strong, beautiful, powerful women, but to the general public, it still seems strange to call the women of WWE "Divas."

Whether we like it or not, "Diva" isn't fading from WWE"s dictionary anytime soon, and while that may not sit well with some fans, it doesn't necessarily hurt the women who embody that ideal.  Instead, it's incumbent on WWE and those very women to prove that they will not be defined by social convention.

That's not to say that WWE has done itself any favors.  Anyone who has watched Total Divas will tell you that while the show does provide a peek inside the secret lives of not just the women, but even some of the men of WWE, it also features drama such as Paige and Alicia Fox arguing over their respective love interests and Paige's unwillingness to move in with her "bestie".  These women may be working hard to change perceptions in the ring, but their lives outside the ropes still manage to resemble those of Hollywood's biggest prima donnas, even if they lack some of the L.A. street cred.


But perhaps the most egregious act perpetrated by WWE against the female portion of its locker room (and its fans) in recent memory is the retirement of its Women's Championship.  As one of WWE's oldest and most prestigious titles, the WWE Women's Championship represented over 50 years of history and the legacies of champions from the Fabulous Moolah to Sherri Martel, Trish Stratus, Lita, and Mickie James.  Those legacies were cast aside in favor of a new title, christened the WWE Divas Championship.  If the name of the title wasn't enough of a slap in the face to long-time wrestling fans, the infamous "pink butterfly" belt design remains a source of angst for fans the world over, even a full five years after its inception.

While fans may clamor for the return of a more prestigious design for the title, don't expect to see the Women's Championship return any time soon.  Even if the WWE Universe isn't a fan of the word "Diva", WWE has set that four-letter word as a brand all its own.  Whether it's branding a revolution in women's wrestling, a reality TV show, or even just a section of WWEShop.com, being a WWE Diva is a prestige all its own in the eyes of the powers that be.

There's a reason the Divas division in NXT fights for the NXT Women's Championship: because being on the main roster isn't just about being a woman, it's about graduating to the level of Diva.

Don't forget: it was those much-lauded trailblazers like Trish, Lita, Ivory, and Jacqueline that helped establish the Divas division as far back as 2001, and it all happened in the shadow of what many believe to be the greatest era in professional wrestling.  One could argue that the women of the Attitude Era had less restrictions, but they also had more hurdles to overcome like Bra & Panties matches, bikini contests, and being tossed around from one love interest to another, including some involving Vince McMahon himself.

The stigma surrounding the Divas division has less to do with what word we use to describe it, but rather how it's presented.  The sparkly title belts are Strike One.  The contrived manner in which Stephanie McMahon brought in four NXT stars to "revolutionize" the Divas division is Strike Two.  Placing each of those women on a team in a sort of sorority vs. sorority scenario is Strike Three.

What made the NXT Divas so much better than their main roster counterparts?  Is it that the NXT talent are better wrestlers?  Probably not; after all, Paige, Summer Rae, Alicia Fox, and Emma all came up from that same system.  Is it that the NXT Women's Championship comes without the baggage of the term "Diva"?  Maybe.

But at the end of the day, it comes down to what happens between those ropes.  Having a great match is one thing.  Having a match that matters is another, and that is what the Divas division is sorely lacking.  Things are looking up with Paige finally stepping out to break up Team P.C.B. to face Charlotte for the Divas Championship at Survivor Series.  Meanwhile, Sasha Banks, who left NXT just when it seemed there was no stopping her, has gotten largely lost in the midst of her association with Team B.A.D. and a tired feud with the Team Bella.

It's time for these superficial teams to disband so we can see the fire that runs beneath.  Let these women showcase their strengths as individuals so we can invest in their words, actions, and matches. The roster is stronger than it's been in years, but until WWE takes off the proverbial handcuffs, the biggest opponent these women will face is the people they work for.